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Becquer Medak-Seguin

April 20, 2009

The Bicycle Thief (Ladri di biciclette, Vittorio De Sica, 1948) Welcome to "Reel Analysis", the blog where good movies become immortal and bad movies don't, where mathematics and celluloid are weaved into a linguistic tapestry that will never cease to amaze, and where words like 'godfather,' '...

Mountain West Conference submits proposal for eight team football playoff

Andy Jobanek

March 4, 2009

While I seriously doubt that anything will come of it due to greedy college presidents in the big ten and the pac-10, at least somebody is trying to get a playoff in college football. The Mountain West should be applauded for taking this chance to move the playoff discussion forward. It will likely fai...

New Personal Fitness blog aimed for all Whitties

Personal Fitness

March 3, 2009

The sports team will be publishing a new personal fitness blog (this is the maiden post) aimed towards giving advice, support, or ideas to any Whitty out there looking to work out more. Hopefully, we'll be working with the varsity training staff to coordinate a weekly advice column. Until then, if you...

Students approach elections radically


October 28, 2008

Amondson, Baldwin, Barr, Calero, Jay, Keyes, LaRiva, McKinney, Moore, Nader. Those of you who are voting by mail may already have experienced the surprising reminder that the presidential choice extends beyond Obama and McCain. No one, of course, thinks any of them stand a chance of winning. But...

Matt and Charlie get wild on… Monopolowavodka

Matt and Charly

April 23, 2008

The following article is a work of satire. This week, we got something that was slightly more expensive, mostly because we're tired of that sympathetic/reproachful look that the guy at the liquor store gives us in response to our rubbing-alcohol-esque purchases. To prove that guy wrong (can't say this...

Matt and Charlie get wild on… Carlo Rossi ‘Blush’

Matt and Charly

March 6, 2008

This article is a work of satire. "The flavor is like a romantic love story between fresh strawberries and sweet cherries. No wonder they call it blush. I'm getting red in the cheeks just thinking about it. Especially when I think about enjoying it with a warm quesadilla and my favorite senorita." - CarloRos...

Matt and Charlie get wild on… Rich & Rare

Matt and Charly

February 14, 2008

This article is a work of satire. Rich & Rare is a drink of contradictions. It's from Canada, where people are nice, but it makes you yell horrible things at people. It's "rare," but if you go to the liquor store, there's a shit-ton of it. It's "rich" and is only purchased by the apocalyptically poor. ...

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