1) This is a college
2) College students write papers
2a) often more than one page
2b) …
3) Multiple page papers require staplers
4) This school has three staplers
5) How is this still true?!?!
Whitman Wire • March 6, 2009 • https://whitmanwire.com/blogs/opwriters/2009/03/06/how-does-this-school-not-have-staplers/