1) This is a college
2) College students write papers
2a) often more than one page
2b) …
3) Multiple page papers require staplers
4) This school has three staplers
5) How is this still true?!?!
1) This is a college
2) College students write papers
2a) often more than one page
2b) …
3) Multiple page papers require staplers
4) This school has three staplers
5) How is this still true?!?!
C.J. Wisler • Sep 27, 2009 at 12:02 am
I am in a fiction writing class, and two plus times a semester we workshop a short story. These stories need to be 10 or more pages, and there needs to be fifteen copies. It’s tricky enough with working (usually AROUND) the new GoPrint system, but I was DELIGHTED to discover a stapler within my reach in the Olin Office. Unfortunately, there was only 3 staples left in the stapler, and the student running the desk couldn’t find any more staplers. 3 minutes before class, I had to run to the library, find that the staplers were in use, run home and use my housemate’s mini-stapler and run back to class. Luckily the professor was running late that day. Long story short – nowhere is safe: get your own stapler.
Gillian Frew • Mar 13, 2009 at 4:12 pm
today I needed to turn in a paper and there were no staplers to be found in olin or maxey. so I snuck into the office of a professor I don’t know when he left for the bathroom, and used his stapler. this situation is in desperate need of repair.
Leah • Mar 12, 2009 at 10:19 pm
Yes the staplers have disappeared. But perhaps even more sinister: SO HAVE THE HOLE-PUNCHERS.
And I need those to live.
sophie • Mar 8, 2009 at 9:07 pm
this is a good article. very informative. a+.
Ari Frink • Mar 8, 2009 at 3:59 pm
PAPER CLIPS JUST DON’T CUT IT! Free the Staplers!
“All you need is love” – The Beatles
Andrew Witherspoon • Mar 6, 2009 at 10:14 pm
WCTS took them. You will have them back when you are ready to behave. Until then, I hear the ASWC office is flush with paper clips.