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NASA Discovers New Star

Clara Wheeler, Hollywood Astrologist
February 16
Filed under Humor

In breaking news, NASA identified a new star early last week, a couple meters to the right of the sun. The star, named Alice Merkel, is a high-energy being “with just a celestial body,” scientists at NASA gushed. They described Merkel as having a very reactive personality, and she is very excited t...

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