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Asteroid Heads Towards Earth, No One Cares

Anthony Reale, Professional Pessimist
February 23, 2017
Filed under Humor

Last Tuesday, NASA discovered an asteroid the size of Canada headed straight for the United States. No panic was caused, however, as no one gives a shit about the Earth anymore. “It’s pretty much time the Earth gets what’s coming to it, after all the shit we’ve caused in the Solar System,...

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