Name: Harper Collins
Physical age: 22
Metaphorical age: 187
Gender: Non-fiction Female
Looking for: Fictional Male, preferably tall, dark and handsome with an air of mystery.
Deal-breakers: Predictable plot lines and cliché endings.
Deal-makers: Thick spines, tiny type, plot twists, published before 1960.
How did you previous relationship end: On page 347 with a surprise ending that nobody saw coming.
Spirit animal/object: Penguin, get it? Like the publisher. It’s a book joke.
Song: “I like big books and I cannot lie, you other readers can’t deny, when a book walks in with itty-bitty text and a big spine in your face, you get reading” –– Sir Reads-a-lot
Inspirational quote: “It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of a wife.” –– Jane Austen
Favorite book: Is this a trick question?
Favorite binge TV: The library.
