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Backpage Facebook stalks Columbus

Backpage Facebook stalks Columbus

Back Page Editors
October 10, 2007
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So Monday was Columbus Day. What do you know about Christopher Columbus? Yeah, we don't know much either. So what's the best way to learn about someone, sometimes without their knowledge? ...

Four-Day Weekend is coming up! Are you prepared for the worst?

Back Page Editors
October 4, 2007
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Horrifyingly true testimonials tell all!! Don't stay in Walla Walla. Friday: I was so excited to have an extra crazy Friday night to celebrate the four day weekend! But all of my friends had already left to go home or to someone else's home or Seattle or something. So I just ended up opening...

Tensions Run High…

Back Page Editors
September 26, 2007
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Postulate: Alex Kerr is an insidious arson snake Okay, usually I can work through my problems with people, but when I'm expected to associate with a psychopathic criminal, that doesn't gel with my sensibilities. What am I talking about, you ask? I'm talking about the fact that Alex Kerr tried to se...

Time-Appropriate Vegan Rights campaigns throughout history

Time-Appropriate Vegan Rights campaigns throughout history

Back Page Editors
September 26, 2007
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The "Jena Six" debate surrounding the questionable trial of six (but now five) young black men in Louisiana is being called "the beginning of the 21st century civil rights movement". Before an escalating series of hate crimes which led to their convictions, these six students decided to sit below the...

What did YOU do last weekend?

What did YOU do last weekend?

Back Page Editors
September 19, 2007
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Time travel! Right? Time travel? Oh, you went to the all-campus frat parties. Well, so did we...IN TIME!! No, but seriously, the all-campus parties are a hallowed and time-honored tradition that have been around for longer than anyone at Whitman cares to admit. We took a casual jaunt through some wormholes...

Spice Up Your Local Newspaper!

Spice Up Your Local Newspaper!

Back Page Editors
September 19, 2007
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So, I assume you all read last week's issue of the Pio, right? Well, I hope you did, otherwise these jokes are already deader than that huge petrified forest in California. But anyway, you probably noticed that there's not exactly earth-shattering news going on most weekdays in Walla Walla... at least,...

Point-Counterpoint!!! Happiness Vs Tree(s)

Point-Counterpoint!!! Happiness Vs Tree(s)

Back Page Editors
September 19, 2007
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Everyone knows we're the happiest people on Earth AND that the Princeton Review are the best, most controlled poll-takers anywhere. Look it up, it's a fact. Eighty six percent of you believe that, too. But what are we more proud of, our record-setting smiles or our record-setting Catalpa trees? What,...

Identity Crisis? We’re here to help

Identity Crisis? We’re here to help

Back Page Editors
September 13, 2007
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So, y'all, how have these first few weeks at Whitman been? A good number of you already know where you fit in around here, but there's a significant demographic of newbies who may still be having trouble acclimating to life around these parts. That's where we come in. Nothing helps you discover your...

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