Grace Canny, definitely not compensating for anything
• March 2, 2023
So you’re wondering how best to display your upper-middle class wealth over spring break? Here are three ways that you can get everyone thinking you are really cool - like so awesome - they definitely...
HBO's record-breaking adaptation of Naughty Dog and PlayStation’s game “The Last of Us” begins with a simple question designed to strike at the heart of a generation marked by climate anxiety and...
The Whitman Swim Team erupted into celebration following the men’s and women’s teams' respective claims to first and second place at the Northwest Conference. For the men’s team, the victory was...
Amelia Leach, Campus Life Reporter
• February 23, 2023
The Little Theatre of Walla Walla is only a 15 minute walk from campus, but many Whitman students have never been. They produce four shows a season, and they are currently running the production The...
The first time I remember missing India was when I was licking brownie batter off of a wooden spoon in my apartment in Los Angeles. I was four when I left India, but I still remember my grandmother would...
Ian Lewis, loyal servant of our printer overlords
• February 23, 2023
To the shock of the Whitman community and science at large, Wepa has gained sentience and become aware of its own existence.
While the exact circumstances of the cloud-based campus printing service's...
Tenzin Uden, Campus Life Reporter
• February 23, 2023
“Why do alarm clocks exist? Alarms have a purpose: to get you out of bed and move your life forward daily. Like the alarm clock, you have a purpose, too," read an email from Senior Associate Dean of...
This semester, for the 25th annual Whitman College Undergraduate Conference, the infamous Styx will hold a presentation on the history of horses in cinema. Few people realize that Styx is not merely a...
Grace Canny, Pathological liar (or am I?)
• February 16, 2023
As of Feb. 15, The Wire investigative team has discovered that Whitman College is planning to award its annual honorary degree to fabricator, fibber, downright deceiver and Congressional Representative...
Maura Kelly, Opinion Columnist
• February 16, 2023
I consider myself lucky to be alive in a time where women are reclaiming their body hair and fighting against the narrative of body hair being considered “unhygienic.” From a young age, women are expected...
Whitman’s new Human-Centered Design (HCD) concentration will launch in the upcoming semester as the culmination of years of effort and collaboration among faculty comes together. The concentration’s...
Yesterday, I walked beneath Walla Walla’s cloudless blue skies with 52 degrees of sunshine beaming down, wholeheartedly believing that spring had begun in February. I sat outside Cleveland Commons to...
